Slam Tea is a term that refers to a wide variety of prisoner-brewed drinks, the drinks vary greatly from prison to prison and made from scrounged ingrediants. The tea is created mostly not just to drink, but also to taunt the guards. Crematorian slam tea was made by The Guv from distilled water, tobacco, syrmoss, bits and pieces of this and that and Sweetener, when available. Nothing diuretic or harmful.